Hi, my name is Brad and I am a Stay-at-Home dad. My wife, Annie, and I have two awesome kids, Henry (born March 6, 2012), and Evelyn (born September 13, 2013). The life of a stay at home dad is a never ending adventure, especially with kids as exciting and entertaining as ours!
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
I've never walked quieter to try and get a picture in my whole life!
Thursday, April 17, 2014
You have energy...I'll build you an obstacle course!
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Friday, April 11, 2014
You're not pooping
Me: "Hey bud. Did you poop?"
Henry: "Yeah. I pooping. I pooping"
I smelled his diaper and looked inside.
Me: "You didn't poop bud. You just tooted."
Henry: "I pooping! I pooping!" Tears starting to fall.
Me: "No bud. It's ok, you just tooted."
Henry: Full on crying. "No. I pooping! I pooping! I pooping! I pooping!"
Me: "It's ok. You didn't poop. You just tooted. Here, hold my hand."
Henry: "I pooping. I sleep without chupete."
Me: "Yeah. You sleep without your chupete because you gave them to Evelyn because your a big boy and a good big brother. I'm so proud of you."
Henry: Crying starting to settle down but still whimpering. "Agua."
Me: "Ok. Aqui. Agua."
Henry: Takes a drink. "Done."
Me: "Ok. Now go to sleep bud."
Henry: "Thomas. Thomas."
Henry had taken off his Thomas the Train socks and thrown them out of his crib.
Me: "Do you need your Thomas socks to go to sleep?"
Henry: "Yeah."
I put his socks back on and lay him back down.
Henry: "Rock silla. Rock silla."
I carry him over to the rocking chair, sit down, and start to rock.
Henry: Still whimpering. "Pray. Pray."
Me: "You want me to pray?"
Henry: "Yeah."
Me: "Ok. God thank you for today and the beautiful weather. Please help Henry to have a good nap and great rest of the day. We pray all of this in your name. Amen."
Henry: "Rocket. Rocket."
Me: "Ok. I'll sing the rocket song."
I sing him a song I made up called the Rocket Song. During which I can hear Evelyn starting to cry from downstairs so I rush it a little and put him down in his crib. He never ended up falling asleep. We are now eating animal crackers and laughing at Evelyn shake her toys.
A good afternoon!
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
I need a laptop
Henry was saying something we couldn't understand. After a number of attempts, we got it.
Henry: "I need a laptop."
Annie: "You need a laptop?"
Henry: "Yeah. To work."
Annie: "You need a laptop to work?"
Henry: "Yeah. I need daddy's laptop to work."
I can't say that I'm happy he has already started saying he needs technology, but at least he's saying he needs to do work and not play games on it...
Two years old and ninety
Henry is pretty stylish. He picked this outfit out all by himself. If you could see the bottom of his socks you would see pink flowers. And yes, we did go out in public like this. Two years old and ninety - the only ages you get compliments when you dress like this!
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Sunday, April 6, 2014
A tooth and an egg
This morning Henry wanted to help make breakfast (scrambled eggs). He pushed a chair over to the counter, which has become a pretty normal routine whenever I'm doing anything on the counter. I handed him an egg and watched curiously to see what he would do. He quickly squeezed the egg as hard as he could sending egg and shell squirting and flying everywhere. He started to give the look that he was going to cry until he saw me laughing, then he gave a very uneasy laugh as if he was in high school and I told a "funny" joke in front of all his friends - which will no doubt happen on a regular basis so I'll just get used to seeing that face!
Friday, April 4, 2014
Florida
We went on a lot of walks in Florida. Henry loved to push the umbrella stroller everywhere we went. And, every time we went outside he said over and over again "owl" "black owl" and was obsessed with looking around and finding a fake owl that was in someone's yard. When I say 'every time' I really do mean Every Time! There was not one time we went outside when he didn't say it over and over and over again.
Henry is putting more and more words together to make sentences. The best over the week was when he got a boo boo and turned to me and said, "daddy, pepe (pacifier). I need it." All of us smiled and laughed when he said it so it turned into a very common saying!
Henry also started randomly walking around saying "todaaaaaaayyyy." Who knows where that came from. :/
The flight back had the potential to become a complete disaster! Henry and I flew back just the two of us because Annie and Evelyn drove back with Annie's mom. This alone would not have been a big deal, however, due to weather we sat on the plane for 3 hours before finally taking off! Thank God Henry was an angel and didn't whine, cry, or scream the entire time. Plenty of snacks that doubled as toys and a fully charged iPad didn't hurt at all!! The fact that we were stuck with other planes on the runway also helped. Henry loved looking out the window and describing what he saw: "big airplane" "big black airplane" big blue airplane" "big airplane fly" "big airplane down." Over the three hours of waiting he probably said big airplane mixed in with various descriptive colors, 100 times. I'll take listening to that for a week straight before 3 hours of screaming on an airplane!
Monday, March 17, 2014
Henry's birthday and the following weeks
Henry's 2nd birthday party was a few weeks ago. These 2 years have gone by faster than any 2 years of my life! The highlights of the party would have to be Henry's cheesy camera smile; which looks identical to mine when I was younger! Also, the drum set he got from uncle Travis!
Henry has become obsessed with Thomas the Train. His cake and a lot of his gifts were Thomas. He even shared his new Thomas sleeping bag with Evelyn.
Henry ended up getting sick a couple days after his birthday party. On his actual birthday we took him in to the doctor to get checked out. It was nothing serious, just needed to run its course. While at the doctors we had an embarrassing parent moment when we told the nurse we use a rectal thermometer. She very politely said, "OK. Um, we try to not use rectal thermometers after 6 months of age." I'm sure everyone that works there got a good laugh after we left!
Henry then passed what he had onto me and then onto Evelyn. Annie got a little of it, but thankfully not much. We were also very thankful to have grandparents that live close which provided Henry with a sleepover at grandma and grandpas so we didn' t continue to pass it back and forth!
Here's to everyone bring healthy again and getting back to our normal routine!
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Reading to Evelyn
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Strangers
I'm not sure if other toddlers are like this, but I am beginning to realize teaching Henry the dangers of strangers will be pretty challenging. While at the store yesterday he walked right up to an elderly woman and grabbed her hand. I'm fairly confident that this old lady wasn't going to run off with him, but you can never really be sure. She did say to Henry, "you want to come home with me? I'll take you home." I was about ready to pounce on that old lady. That's why I wear my sneakers. If there's any trouble, zip! I spring into action!
Sunday, February 23, 2014
A busy week
Henry has started to call many things baby or mommy, depending on their size. A few of his favorites are mommy and baby zebra, mommy and baby rock, and mommy and baby tree. Annie and my favorite occurred today when he saw a patch of ice on the grounds and said over and over again, "ice ice baby!"
Henry and Evelyn are getting along better and better. Whenever Evelyn starts to cry, Henry rushes over with a pacifier. Sometimes he tries to help a little too much and cram the entire thing in her mouth, but at least he helping!
Henry's imagination and pretending has really taken off. His absolute favorite thing is to pretend to feed mommy, daddy, Evelyn, and all of his stuffed animals. His favorite animal to feed is his bow wow!
Evelyn has moved into a big crib! Henry and I assembled it a few days ago. He was a big help! He screwed in some screws and cleaned it with his brush! Kind of nostalgic as it is the same crib I slept in as a baby!
Our week ended with a trip up to Frankfort to visit Gramma, Grandpa Rob, Tia Betsy and Fritz. Two highlights: the amazing sunset, and when we left Henry said buy gramma house.


































